Heads Up!! Swine Flu is on the way.

LET'S BE CAREFUL OUT THERE FOLKS.

The following is a significant excerpt from this article: http://www.rense.com/general85/mxx.htm

Flu WORSE Than Said

San Diego County - 'Stay Home If You Feel Sick'From Edgar J. Steele
4-25-9

Ok, folks - Now this is beginning to get serious. The death level in Mexico has ratcheted to over 80, per two-day-old news, and I've just received a report of an outbreak in New York (not in the article below, which is noteworthy for discussing the various alert levels). This would be a good time to go to the store and stock up for a self-quarantine in your home of up to a month or so.

If this blossoms beyond what already has occurred in California, Texas and, now, New York, I'm pulling up my own drawbridge for the duration.

If I lived in California or any state bordering Mexico (or metro NY, from which there now is an unsubstantiated outbreak report), I already would be back from the store with my supplies and would have closed the front door for the duration.

For what it's worth: An hour ago, I received an email purporting to be from a doctor at a Mexico City hospital, who claimed that things there are much worse than being reported, with thousands already infected.

Maybe this will blow over by early next week or maybe we will see it mushroom.
Whether this is the pandemic I have forecast for many years (read my book) or not, rest assured that it is coming. If not now, then later this year or next year. Mark my words well. I have been wrong about very little in what I have forecast for America in recent years, a forecast made before the good times peaked, even. What should concern you, though, is not about what I have been right so far, but what I have forecast for the coming months and years.

The timing is right for an engineered disease pandemic just like what Dick Cheney repeatedly promised for us, not to mention a world war. Mexico is on the verge of collapsing into a 5-drug-cartel ruling junta "government" and the American dollar is on its very last legs. There is an anti-government movement spreading across America (witness today's "Audit the Fed" demonstrations).

and we have these excerpts: http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/04/25/AR2009042502404.html

Excerpt: "New York City Health officials reported today that at least eight students at a private high school had "probable" swine flu.
About 200 of the 2,700 students attending St. Francis Preparatory High School in the Queens borough of the city missed school earlier in the week due to fever, sore throats and other flu-like symptoms, prompting school officials to notify the health department."

http://www.reuters.com/article/bondsNews/idUSN2546290520090425

Excerpt: "LOS ANGELES, April 25 (Reuters) - A seventh case of the swine flu that has killed up to 68 people in Mexico was confirmed in California on Saturday, state health officials said."

http://www.reuters.com/article/topNews/idUSTRE53O2JY20090425

Excerpt: WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Kansas state health officials have confirmed two cases of swine flu, just minutes after New York health officials said they had eight probable cases, CNN reported on Saturday.

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One has to wonder what impact infected illegal aliens will have on the spread of this disease in the U.S.

School Pizza..........Yum..Yum

Pizza!

One of the nice things about our son's school is that they will let you come and eat lunch with your kids. I always find this to be a real treat. If your children's or grand children's school does not advertise they will let you do this, give them a call and see if you can. Even if it's only once or twice a year I find it to be a real treat.

As to the point of the post, when I visit my son ( I got married later than most, so it has been a while since I've been in an elementary school) I go through the line and buy a lunch. One of the meals served is pizza. Although it has been many years and I attended a school in another state, the pizza they served in my son's school tasted identical to the pizza I used to get. The first bite of that pizza sent my memory, such as it is, zipping back in time to when I was my boy's age.

One other aspect of these visits that is kind of neat is that although the kids have a limited fund of knowledge due to their age, they can still be pretty clever. It is amazing how many different ways kids eat their pizza. My son will sometimes turn his pizza over and eat it, however, on today's visit, he ate the cheese topping off the pizza and then dumped his Goldfish snack on the dough, folded it over and made a sandwich out of it. It is part of the fun of the visit to just sit and watch what the kids will do.

There was always something about school pizza. The thick crust was doughy, the sauce was bland, but sweet, and the cheese (that is one thing that they did not skimp on) was a bit crispy on top, but gooey on the inside. (think creme brulee) I have never been to any pizza shop or ever had any store bought pizza that was identical in taste and texture to school pizza. I guess part of the appeal of school pizza was the fact that you were getting only the basics; no artisan crust, no freshly spiced sauce and no imported Italian mozzarella cheese..........just the basics. Nothing special about the smell of school pizza either, and yet......................chewy, cheesy bliss.

This is one thing the homeschoolers miss out on. Anyone who has ever been to public school and eaten school pizza can immediately relate to this. (and hopefully have some fond memories as well)

I hope the photos and the post bring back some good memories for everyone. Enjoy!!

Ready for the oven...........
mmmmmmmmm... The pizza getting served

Goldfish and pizza sandwich.

No more Mr. Nice Guy, it's time to nuke Canada.

Admittedly, Canada has, until recently, been a decent ally. They have also done a couple of good things such as selflessly sacrificing over 900 of their soldiers in the British planned (and thus doomed to fail) Dieppe raid of the second world war and they also allowed some planes to land on their turf when we went to a nationwide ATC Zero during 9/11.

These few decent acts in no way negate the horrendous atrocity the Canadian vermin have been perpetuating on us. As an aside, the Russians are again flexing their muscle and asserting their belief that Alaska is still theirs, so after we depopulate Canada we can bring our own troops in and mount a better defense of our territory.

Of course, the atrocity I'm referring to is that for years Canada has been sending BSE (Bovine Spongiform Encephalopathy) infected cattle to the U.S.. These infected cattle cause Mad Cow Disease. The CDC indicates the presence of Mad Cow in Canadian cattle is 18 to 48 times higher than that of U.S. cattle. It has been an open secret that whenever a Canadian farmer encounters a cow with Mad Cow that the cow is killed and buried on the farm and the authorities are not notified.

Here in flyover country some restaurants will let you know they serve no Canadian beef. I also try to buy beef from local farmers.

The World Organization for Animal Health indicated that Canada's heightened BSE risk CANNOT be effectively mitigated with the basic ruminant-to-ruminant feed ban that was initiated in 1997. In a side outrage, our idiotic FDA is planning to delay the April 27, 2009 launch of it's upgraded BSE feed ban, which will allow more high risk Canadian cattle into our country. (Just what kind of crap ISN'T our government complicit in, from Aspartame to 9/11, Uncle Sugar does not have our best interest at heart)

Now, I have to tell y'all straight up, when you start messing with a man's meat you are just askin' for trouble. Other than God, Country and Family, there is little else I value more than a good steak...........and when it gets to the point that those Canuk bastards are jeopardizing my divine right to eat a home grilled burger then you're dang right the missiles are gonna be leaving the silos.........BASTARDS, that's all I can say,..BASTARDS!!!!

Time for some humor.......

I'm taking a break from all of the depressing news and posting some jokes/humor. Some of these may be a bit off color.
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US Air Force Maintenance
Here are some actual maintenance complaints submitted by US Air Force pilots and the replies from the maintenance crews.
Problem: "Left inside main tire almost needs replacement."Solution: "Almost replaced left inside main tire."
Problem: "Test flight OK, except autoland very rough."Solution: "Autoland not installed on this aircraft."
Problem: "The autopilot doesn't."Solution: "It does now."

Problem: "Something loose in cockpit."Solution: "Something tightened in cockpit."

Problem: "Evidence of hydraulic leak on right main landing gear."Solution: "Evidence removed."

Problem: "DME volume unbelievably loud."Solution: "Volume set to more believable level."

Problem: "Dead bugs on windshield."Solution: "Live bugs on order."

Problem: "Autopilot in altitude hold mode produces a 200 fpm descent."Solution: "Cannot reproduce problem on ground."

Problem: "IFF inoperative."Solution: "IFF inoperative in OFF mode."

Problem: "Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick."Solution: "That's what they're there for."

Problem: "Number three engine missing."Solution: "Engine found on right wing after brief search."
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This is allegedly a true story, told by the driver at his first AA meeting, according to the newspaper account.
From Herb Caen's column in the San Francisco Chronicle:
A motorist was unknowingly caught in an automated speed trap that measured his speed using radar and photographed his car. He later received in the mail a ticket for $40, and a photo of his car.

Instead of payment, he sent the police department a photograph of $40.

Several days later, he received a letter from the police department that contained another picture - of handcuffs.

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An oldie but goodie..

Good Luck, Mr Gorsky
When Apollo Mission Astronaut Neil Armstrong first walked on the moon, he not only gave his famous "One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind" statement but followed it by several remarks, usually common traffic between him, & the other astronauts and Mission Control.
Just before he re-entered the lander, however, he made the enigmatic remark, "Good luck Mr.Gorsky."
Many people at NASA thought it was a casual remark concerning some rival Soviet Cosmonaut. However, upon checking, there was no Gorsky in either the Russian or American space programs.
Over the years many people questioned Armstrong as to what the "Good luck Mr. Gorsky" statement meant, but Armstrong always just smiled.
Just a few years ago, (On July 5, 1995, in Tampa Bay, FL) while answering questions following a speech, a reporter brought up the 26 year old question to Armstrong. This time he finally responded.
Mr.Gorsky had finally passed away and so Neil Armstrong felt he could answer the question.
When he was a kid, he was playing baseball with a friend in the backyard. His friend hit a fly ball, which landed in the front of his neighbor's bedroom windows. His neighbors were Mr. & Mrs. Gorsky.
As he leaned down to pick up the ball, young Armstrong heard Mrs.Gorsky shouting at Mr. Gorsky: "Sex! You want sex?! You'll get sex when the kid next door walks on the moon!"

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Police arrested Malcolm Davidson, a 27 year old white male, resident of Wilmington, NC, in a pumpkin patch at 11:38 pm Friday. Davidson will be charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency, and public intoxication at the County Courthouse on Monday.
The suspect allegedly stated that as he was passing a pumpkin patch, he decided to stop.
"You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around here for miles. At least I thought there wasn't." He stated in a phone interview from the County Courthouse Jail.
Davidson went on to state that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate for his purposes, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged "need".
"I guess I was just really into it, you know?" he commented with evident embarrassment. In the process, Davidson apparently failed to notice the Wilmington Municipal police car approaching and was unaware of his audience until officer Brenda Taylor approached him.
"It was an unusual situation, that's for sure." said officer Taylor. "I walked up to (Davidson) and he's...just working away at this pumpkin."
Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Davidson.
"I just went up and said, "Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you are screwing a pumpkin?"
He got real surprised as you'd expect and then looked me straight in the face and said, "A pumpkin? Damn...is it midnight already?"

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One Smart Redneck!

"Hello, is this the FBI?" "Yes. What do you want?""I'm calling to report about my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood.""Thank you very much for the call, sir."

The next day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They swore at Billy Bob and left.

The phone rings at Billy Bob's house."Hey Billy Bob! Did the FBI come?""Yeah!" "Did they chop your firewood?""Yep.".........."Merry Christmas Buddy"

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Letter home

(Now at Camp Pendleton, San Diego, Marine Corps Recruit Training)

Dear Ma and Pa:I am well. Hope you are too. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer that the Marine Corps beats working for old man Minch by a mile. Tell them to join up quick before all of the places are filled.I was restless at first because you got to stay in bed till nearly 6 a.m., but I am getting so I like to sleep late.

Tell Walt and Elmer all you do before breakfast is smooth your cot and shine some things. No hogs to slop, feed to pitch, mash to mix, wood to split, fire to lay... practically nothing. Men got to shave but it's not so bad... there's warm water. Breakfast is strong on trimmings like fruit juice, cereal, eggs, bacon, etc., but kind of weak on chops, potatoes, ham, steak, fried eggplant, pie, and other regular food. Tell Walt and Elmer you can always sit by the two city boys that live on coffee. Their food plus yours holds you 'til noon when you get fed again. It's no wonder these city boys can't walk much.

We go on "route marches," which the platoon sergeant says are long walks to harden us. If he thinks so, it's not my place to tell him different. A "route march" is about as far as to our mailbox at home. ]Then the city guys get sore feet and we all ride back in trucks.The country is nice but awful flat. The sergeant is like a school teacher. He nags a lot. The captain is like the school board. Majors and colonels just ride around and frown. They don't bother you none.This next will kill Walt and Elmer with laughing. I keep getting medals for shooting. I don't know why. The bulls-eye is near as big as a chipmunk head and don't move, and it ain't shooting at you like the Higgett boys at home. All you got to do is lie there all comfortable and hit it. You don't even load your own cartridges. They come in boxes.

Then we have what they call hand-to-hand combat training. You get to wrestle with them city boys. I have to be real careful though, they break real easy. It ain't like fighting with that ole bull at home. I'm about the best they got in this except for that Tug Jordan from over in Silver Lake. I only beat him once. He joined up the same time as me, but I'm only 5'6" and 130 pounds and he's 6'8" and near 300 pounds dry.Be sure to tell Walt and Elmer to hurry and join up before other fellers get onto this setup and come stampeding on in.


Your loving daughter,
Alice

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How to install a Redneck wireless security system:

Go to a second-hand store, buy a pair of men's used work boots ... a really big pair. Put them outside your front door on top of a copy of Guns and Ammo magazine.

Put a dog dish beside it ... a really big dish. Leave a note on your front door that says something like this:"Bubba, Big Mike and I have gone to get more ammunition - back in 30 minutes. Don't disturb the pit bulls, they've just been wormed."

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The end y'all.